Playing Sex Games with Toilet Detergent and a Vacuum Cleaner

I thought the guy in Germany who hid dildos in his sausage (not THAT sausage) was a nut case.

Sexpids are down under, too.

An Australian burglar broke into his neighbor’s house and played sex games with a bottle of toilet detergent and a vacuum cleaner!

He also used a piece of wood and a rubber glove.

He used porn mags for, um, well, I dunno.

The judge sentenced him to 12 months of community service instead of jail because he had a steady job for two years AND he had just become a father.

“Pop, whaddya doin’ with that vacuum cleaner and those rubber gloves? Can we do some male bonding, maybe?”