Sex Offender Castrates Himself

Okay fellows…I figure it’s mostly fellows who would read this. I may be wrong.

Find a sharp knife…make it very sharp so the cut is quick and decisive.

Ready…grab your scrotum, cut it open and pull out one of your balls. Now, quick, before you change you mind (about what, I don’ know) throw the ball down the toilet.

That’s what a sex offender did because he was afraid he might succumb to harming children again…something he had done nearly a quarter of a century previously.

One ball out, and he needed help from a friend.

Nah…he needed serious help before he cut the first one out.

Can’t control those urges? Get a knife…that’ll help you.

Yowser…!