Spurned Lover ‘Corns’ Ex-

Some guys just can’t take no for an answer, don’t like rejection, won’t except that it’s over.

So, a 47-year old dude took to ‘corning’ his ex.

He threw corn at her home.

He called her all night…and drove by during the day throwing corn at her house.

I’m sure that caused her heart to waver….’maybe I want this guy after all…hmmm…’

When cops went by the house they found the man crouched behind his pickup truck…sneaky…sneaky…

Sadly, he couldn’t outrun, on foot, the cops’ cruiser.

Cornfield also tried impersonating an officer to get his girl back.

And, he wonders why she left him….

Yeah, I wonder, too.