Stick ‘em up or I stick you to the wall
Some dude robbed an ice cream parlor with a stapler.
He got off with $175.
All was well, accept the guy did not have a getaway planned.
He ran into a Ponderosa steakhouse, changed clothes, then into a house..where he was surrounded by police.
After 45 minutes of negotiations, he came out.
The police found the stapler, a ski mask, the money and evidence of an earlier heist at a Wendy’s where he also used the stapler.
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