Topless Beach in Cornwall

There’s a topless beach called the Porthemmet Beach in Cornwall.

It’s the largest in the country AND the only in Britain to allow topless sunbathing.

If you need directions tell anyone in the city that you are an *emmet (secret password) and the locals will give you directions AND you will fit right in.

If the locals tell you they don’t know where the beach is, ask someone else.

“There is a private joke in Cornwall where locals will pretend not to know where Porthemmet beach is. Don’t be fooled.”

In the worst case….tell them Cambridge graduate Jonty Haywood sent you.

*emmet -a derogatory word for tourists in Cornwall.