Train + Penny + Showing Off = Dead Dad

Dad thought he would show his wife and daughters something cool.

Put a penny on the train tracks and watch it get flattened out when the train runs over it.

My dad showed me this up to this point.

However, this numbskull, jumped off the platform to put the penny on the tracks and couldn’t get back up.

Mom and the three girls tried to help him back up before the train bound for NYC going at 75 mph got there.

The train got there first.