Un-Dracula Wannabe Injects His Love Object with His Own Blood

The 22-year old from Cambodia fell in love with a woman three years ago.

No matter what he did, she wouldn’t respond to his advances.

Think…think…

“If I can’t marry her, at least my blood can stay inside her body.”

Uh…good plan?

So, he sneaked up on her and stabbed her in the rib cage and waist as she walked home from school injecting his blood into her.

“Now, she’ll love me.”

Yeah, I can’t figure out why his plan didn’t work either, can you?

The woman went to the hospital, Dracula in reverse was arrested.