Undercover Cops Fine Nudists, Stop Sex

I tell you. If there was a cop under the covers with me and the girl I was doing the dirty with, I’d know it. I mean….come on.

Cops are hiding in the bushes and giving nudists and amorous couples fines of $75 to $175 for baring their bodies, and/or engaging in sexual acts in public…on the beach.

The couples mind the citations, but are angry more at the cops watching them.

Uh…gee…how about, they keep their clothes ON!? What a novel idea that is.

And, how does a cop work undercover on a nudist beach anyway?

Maybe it’s the guy with his clothes on…..hmmm