Valentine’s Candy and Severed Dog Head Doesn’t Win Love

The Valentine’s candy should have done the trick. But, just in case a 24-year old man decided to kidnap the dog of the girl who spurned his love.

The spurned lover had a friend behead the dog (what kind of friend, who knows?) with a chainsaw.  BBBUUURRRRRZZZZzzzz. (Okay, I don’t know what sound a chainsaw makes…help me out.)

The dog, Chevy, belonged to a 17-year old girl. Her ‘best friend’ was also a therapy dog.

The man had a history – stomping and kicking a friend (this guy seriously needs new friends or friends don’t need him) at a party in 2004.

He was convicted of domestic assault in 2001, violated probation and skipped out of his anger management course.

Now he’s headed to jail for 14 months.

Gee…and he wonders why Crystal didn’t return his affections.