Virgin Mary Spotted in a Lemon

Jesus would be alarmed to know that his mother was a lemon, er, found in a lemon.

A Texas bar owner/police officer says his son saw the face of the Virgin Mary in a lemon slice.

The Watauga police force member said his son saw the Virgin Mary’s face on a lemon slice he was cutting for the business – Texas Billiard’s Bar.

Seems to me like somebody wants to give people the business, but…

The cop said at first he sort of saw the face. However, after taking a picture the image became more obvious.

The Methodist with a Baptist wife that don’t attend church every week are keeping the Madonna in their freezer.

Key word in this story….BAR.