What to do when you are bored and naked.

What do you do when you are bored?

Stand around.

What do you do when you are naked?

Stand around in front of a window.

What do you do when you are bored and naked?

Put on your hat and try to rob the nearby convenience store.

A 24-year old naked man told police he tried to rob the convenience store because he “was bored.”

Try is an operative word here as well/.

The female clerk  refused to give him any money and called 911 while he walked away still undressed.

I guess she figured he didn’t have any place to put the cash anyhow.